The place to go if you have ever: pissed your pants; wrecked your car; been arested for multiple DUI's; passed out outdoors; urinated in an interior corner or plant; hid beer for "later"; drank alcohol you think is foul because there is nothing else; thought hair of the dog is a good idea; lost a weekend; called up your friends to piece together why you are home without your pants; missed Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner by accident; been fired 'cause you are too drunk/hungover to got to work; woke up wondering who is sleeping next to you; intend to drink a cocktail and ended up drunk, and; you sincerely cannot stop drinking but don't want to live a miserable life.

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

Alcoholic Anonymous, an organization established to help people recover from alcoholism through 12 steps and spirituality.

African American, espescially used in personal ads.

A 12 step program for those who wish to stop drinking and get sober and stay sober. It is not run by anybody but is a democratic group of fellow drunks. It is not religious, but there is a spiritual aspect to the program for those who want it. It's a great program where its members often find lasting deep friendships with other sober folks. It works!

Alcoholics Anonymous...a place where drunks go to recover from their addiction.

The bra size for women that don't need bras