May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Short for Assassin, a character in Diablo II: Lord of Destruction characterized by using stationary traps to kill enemies then run. Generally regarded with a mixture of fear and disgust unless of the martial arts variety, which is rare.
"hey dude can you get your asn i want to tg this nking mofo we finally got down"
by Shadowfyoory April 04, 2004
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Chief Keef: A snitch n*gga (ASN) that's that sh*t i don't like.
by omg.jelani May 25, 2015
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Age, Sex, Name. Used on omegle
heey x asn?
Hi 47 m george u?
by lollipop927t2972 August 29, 2010
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Actually Smiling Now, to be used in texts, instant messages and quick notes. However can only be used when actually smiling.
ASN that was sweet of you
by birdhouseenthusiast January 12, 2011
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