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"After Doo Doo Fart".
When right after you shit, you have some bad gas coming right after it.
Closely related to B.D.D.F.
Before Doo Doo Fart
When right after you shit, you have some bad gas coming right after it.
Closely related to B.D.D.F.
Before Doo Doo Fart
Ryan's Mom: Ryan are you ok?
Ryan: ( Burning a hole through his fuckin pants!) Hell No ...Bitch ..I Got A.D.D.F. !!!
Ryan: ( Burning a hole through his fuckin pants!) Hell No ...Bitch ..I Got A.D.D.F. !!!
by OneSimoneJ June 22, 2011
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005