I'm going to have a turbo shaft

Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach

Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"

Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"

I need to start working out because I need to get my V to the Shaft

That girl is such a tweak shaft

Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.

I tried swivel shafting my girlfriend,but it was really hard to do as she kept falling off.