USAGE: Noun; proper noun when speaking to a professional about their Dingle Shaft (less common use).

DEF: The bulk of penis shaft that does NOT include the head (or glans), nor the satchel of the Male genitals. This is the main veiny area that is generally squeezed pounded and tugged upon during masturbation sessions.

A penis going into a new hole.

When someone forwards an email, meant for their eyes only, to a third party who is then pissed off at the author of said email. The author is then e-shafted.

To shoot up heroin into ones shaft while violently jerking off in a toddler's room

A group a people who form a team whom each individual pulls double digits.

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball

When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...