“Did you hear about Andrew and Mike at fart darts the other night? They broke a glass at the bar by harmonizing each other’s shaft-wind.”
by PMan401 October 26, 2019
by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 28, 2019
Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!
by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
by mynameisnotmichael January 27, 2018
A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.
Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.
by Ectoplasm_Randy December 20, 2017
by Ughbullshite June 25, 2019