Boring minimal techno or tech house that's absent of any melody, build, hook, or overall character, that electronic elitists consider avant-garde. Usually written or played by hipster douches.
"Wow, that Dj's pants are so tight it think he forgot to mix something into this basic loop."

"No this is his new release. It's called "Fixed Gear Beats" on V-Neck records. It's new age Schizer Tech."
by 5lo5h March 02, 2011
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this consists of 5 things a teenager needs to survive which consists of an mp3 player for music, a games console for games, a digital camera for images, a mobile phone to keep in contact with people and a computer which basically organises your whole day, without these a teenager cannot survive
teen 1: what stuff you got dude?

teen 2: i got an ipod, a psp, kodak camera, nokia n95 and a laptop

teen 3: wow you got the full tech gear
by a-lix December 11, 2008
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A sarcastic way to complement a person's advanced IT skillz.
Wow Ben, y u so tech? Much tech. Such Tech. Wow.

You hacked my account Jilada?! #sotech

I'm so tech, I can't get any virii.
by wumboing April 07, 2015
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the group of ninjas lurking backstage that run the show and do all the jobs everyone else is too lazy to do.
If you piss off tech crew, don't expect your show to run smoothly.
by MuffinNinja January 17, 2011
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An IT technician who is a master at providing solutions to technical problems based on pure Google search results. As a result this person appears to be exceedingly knowledgable, when they actually are not.
"Hey man, I got an issue on my PC, do you know what it is" "Ok let me look up the error on Google" "Man, you are such a Google Tech!"
by esalad February 17, 2010
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penn college,pennsylvania college of technology
A smaller school in a shitty town(Williamsport). Good education. Until the LCB kicked in it was rated the biggest binge drinking school on the east coast. If you go to Penn Tech alcohol is the only way to cure your boredom. So they drink, and these kids can drink. No pussy Penn State drinking either. We're talking real backwoods, puke and rally type drinking here. Other than that there isn't really much to say about Penn Tech. You'd know this if you ever visited. (P.S. Watch out for those white t-shirts)
Penn State - "We'll get kegs"
Penn Tech - "We'll get grain"
by Jack March 20, 2005
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unbeleavable skill and ryme, speed, unbeatable lyrics and sound.the best period.
a rapid gun fire from a machinegun
by Blezo May 05, 2003
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