To be raped in your colostomy site.
The unwilling version of Philly Side Car
That homeless man with the colostomy bag got Side Swiped last night.
by Saltymedic June 14, 2018
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Slang term meaning to to slap.
While at the park Margie caught Roger looking at another girl and immediately side swiped him upside the head.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? August 30, 2021
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Someone who has a strikingly sexy profile (side view... not online), but they are not as hot from the front.
Ey, remember that dude i was scoping at the Kwanzaa Festival sitting cross the room- I saw him from the front and he was a straight Side Swipper, dis-a-ppointment!
by Chellz December 13, 2007
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(1) People in games who switches sides with the other side, for example, when a friend is playing Team A but he swapped sides and now he is in Team B
(2) Italy in both world wars
(1)
Me: *switches side to enemy team*
Friend: "What a side switcher!"
(2)
Historians:
"In WW1, Italy switched sides to the Entente"
"In WW2, Italy also switched sides, this time its to the Allies"
Me: "Damn Italy is a side switcher"
by Blaze, Agent Blaze . . . August 26, 2020
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Like "Side Boob" but seen on an overweight girl who shouldn't be wearing a top like that and her rolls create the multi-boob effect.
"She bent over and I saw way too much side teats"
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Not grammatical person: "I got sidetracked"
Our teacher: "No its side tract bitch"
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The state of being sidetracked for a period of time... hours later you realize what you were originally supposed to be doing.
I left last night to go to the store to buy some groceries. But then I got a phone call, asking me to do someone a favor. This caused me to be sidetracked & forget about why I left home.

The following morning, I was almost home I got traction when I realized I still haven't picked up the groceries. This is a case of Side-Traction
by Twisted_sis1977 January 27, 2020
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