Keel over and die ~ Michael Rosen

A punishment for sailors, in which the sailor is tied up and hauled under the ship along the entire length of the keel resulting in many scrapes, cuts and slivers.

to fall, collapse (from the image of a ship careening so that the keel is raised)

Taking a big enough hit off a pipe that you keel over.

A word keel is a set of periods arranged in Microsoft Word to be counted as words and is coloured white to be hidden. When a student or employee wants to cheat on a digital report or paper they type ". . . . . . . ." for however long they need to reach the word requirement and change the colour to white so they cannot be seen on the document. Most bosses and teachers don't manually check word counts thus making word keels an effective trick.

Keel stories are when someone explain a story or something but what they have said is uninteresting or generally no one really gives a fuck about it.

Bentley keeping is a small child that didnt know how to take a joke and cries about everything. He rages a everything and screenshots all bad things like: hi, bye, im leaving now and leave me alone