Enforcers of the law, or just lifeless pig losers who when are bored arrest skateboarders or harrass people...coppers really have no power its all about the judge..fuck the police they need to do ther jobs and stop talkin to snitches..investigate on ther own..the pigs,popo,jakes,5-0,heat,the man, fuck em all...screw them
Cop: Hey Doug, who did you see leaving the store?
Doug: I dont know, your the cops..investigate..do your job or pay me
by Sheist May 21, 2007
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1. Colloqial for police officer.
2. To shoot up heroin.
3. To steal, hustle, or any other illicit activity.
1. The cop pulled me over for doing 90 in my STi when I should have been doing 40.
2. The punks used to cop out in the back alley during shows.
by tetsoysauce September 27, 2007
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A government-funded genetically defective perverted fuckstain with the intellect of stale dog shit. Cops act like tyrannical assholes in attempts to make up for sexual inadequacies/shortcomings/predilections/cofusion.
"I became a cop so I could carry a gun, because it's the closest thing to a hard-on I'll ever experience, because my dick looks like a limp cocktail weenie. I'm afraid of women making fun of what they call my 'extra belly button.' Hell, I gotta admit, Women never really did it for me anyway. But it's different when I'm watching kiddie porn. Then it becomes the hardest cocktail weenie you ever saw. I can't make up my mind whether I like boys more than girls."

---Exerpt taken from taken from a policeman during an interview. The piece of shit requested total anonymity for fear of losing his job, while being cornholed by his partner.
by The Blistering Truth June 09, 2005
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Middle class white people who voted for bush and own a bunch of guns and use intimidation and threats to get you to cooperate
by J-man49 August 26, 2008
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1.A sexual pervert who uses the power of the badge to help obtain sexual gratification.

2.A sexual pervert. Period.
1.There was a prison guard from Bastrop who went to Austin and used his badge to get sexual favors from men. What doesn't surprise me about that is that the victims assumed the impersonator really was a faggot cop, as most of them are. No wonder they have that "blue wall of silence."

2.Margo Frasier. Period.
by TheBlisteringTruth January 02, 2005
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fuck em.
Known as police officers,
but really elaborate assholes in a uniform.

also known as Po Po's, the fuzz, the heat,
RUN BITCHES RUN, ITS THE COPS!
by GUndaSmit February 11, 2009
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