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A type of book that you can buy to learn normal words and is mainly used by posh people
Posh person: I shall use the dictionary to look up β€˜ass’

Me: just use urban dictionary dude like that’s all you need

A normal dictionary is a great way of being a absolute smart ass
by Yahyote64 October 15, 2018
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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