When A Man Inserts One End Of The Cucumber Into His Anus & The Woman Inserts The Other End Into Her Vagina And Begins Too Thrust, That My Friends Is The Cucumber Sandwich!
By Ramos The Barbarian.
By Ramos The Barbarian.
Steven- “I Had A Cucumber Sandwich Last Night!”
David- “Oh Man, What Was That like?”
Steven- “A Tad Crumby, Dude.”
David- “Oh Man, What Was That like?”
Steven- “A Tad Crumby, Dude.”
by Ramos The Barbarian May 5, 2018
Noun. A man with a small penis. Named after the popular British tea sandwich which, though tasty, is not quite filling and leaves you wanting more.
by Kitterbang February 18, 2010
A new sexual position where the male wraps the females vaginal lips around his penis and repeatedly thrusts and mates with the lips until he cums. The womans vagina is sometimes called a ham sandwich, if you take out the ham and put a penis, it represents a cucumber sandwich of cucumber, bread, and mayonaisse. Thus the name cucumber sandwich.
Boy 1: Hey did you hear? Angelina got cucumber sandwiched by Brad.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.
by da bae February 21, 2015
1. The poshest food you could ever eat. Especially if eaten with mayonniaise and a cup of tea, and followed by a scone with jam and cream.
Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.
2. An insulting name for a posh person
3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.
Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.
2. An insulting name for a posh person
3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.
1. "oooh Godphrey! I think i'll enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich and a small cup of Earl Grey with lemon! Tish Tosh."
2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"
3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"
2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"
3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"
by DiamondSerpant March 25, 2007
by milhouse & DAASZ August 17, 2010
by 0atey May 31, 2015
A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023