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A sunburned penis
Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.
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by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018
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May 28 Word of the Day
A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.
by Solinium May 30, 2008
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