A Nanaimo Wrestler is the act of body slamming a cousin onto your rock solid peter repeatedly until their butthole taps out either from the pain or the pleasure from your throbbing meat whistle
"Hey Jim, what's happening?"
"Not much, my poop chute is still recovering from that Nanaimo Wrestler last night!"
"Right on!"
"Not much, my poop chute is still recovering from that Nanaimo Wrestler last night!"
"Right on!"
by dancingmustaches October 15, 2018
An epic legend. It is in reference to a college wrestler who lost a championship match and then proceeded to get blackout drunk and destroy everything in his path, including the hotel he was staying at. He did approximately $35,000 worth of damage.
by Barracuda Bombsquad May 01, 2010
An outstanding female athlete who will work with her team, whether it consists of guys/girls, for success.
She thirsts, she occasionally cuts weight, endures over 100 push-ups, wall-touches/laps, sit-ups, and drills with her teammates with extreme motivation and desire to win, just like any other male wrestler except she must work twice as hard.
Girl wrestlers tend to stand out from the rest, and are strengthened by their team and their soul consists of the desire to wrestle. They work for wrestling, they breathe for wrestling, they starve for wrestling, the persevere for wrestling, and they live for wrestling.
With time, the number of girl wrestlers are growing, and girl wrestlers will be more common among the normal society.
She thirsts, she occasionally cuts weight, endures over 100 push-ups, wall-touches/laps, sit-ups, and drills with her teammates with extreme motivation and desire to win, just like any other male wrestler except she must work twice as hard.
Girl wrestlers tend to stand out from the rest, and are strengthened by their team and their soul consists of the desire to wrestle. They work for wrestling, they breathe for wrestling, they starve for wrestling, the persevere for wrestling, and they live for wrestling.
With time, the number of girl wrestlers are growing, and girl wrestlers will be more common among the normal society.
Person #1: "Dang, that guy is kicking his opponent's butt!"
Person #2: "Nope, man. That's a girl. She's an awesome female wrestler."
Person #2: "Nope, man. That's a girl. She's an awesome female wrestler."
by sn12345 March 16, 2013
In most cases a plumber, but can be construed to include sewer workers or the operator of a septic tank truck.
My uncle (true story) who is a pipefitter, told me "Boy, I'm a pipefitter, not a plumber. I fit pipes. A plumber ain't nothin' but a turd wrestler". or "Septic tank's backed up, better call the turd wrestler."
by Rob November 19, 2003
Person 1- "See that Guy?" (points to gay guy)
Person 2- "yeah"
Person 1- "He is a massive cockadile wrestler"
Person 2- "yeah"
Person 1- "He is a massive cockadile wrestler"
by 98JoeC February 22, 2012
When a guy finishes on a girls chest, she proceeds to stand up and rub chests with the guy similar to sumo wrestlers
by Buckeyes_suck January 04, 2014
The strategic placement of food in front of a wrestler. Looking at such items can make a wrestler lust for foods depicted in cooking magazines or television shows. Even in real life!
Attenuated Wrestler #1: Dude, I was watching the cooking channel last night, and I was all over that chocolate fudge cake!
Attenuated Wrestler #2: Not cool, man. That's like total wrestler porn.
Attenuated Wrestler #1: Whatever, man...hey, you want a celery stick?
Attenuated Wrestler #2: Not cool, man. That's like total wrestler porn.
Attenuated Wrestler #1: Whatever, man...hey, you want a celery stick?
by cookookachu February 01, 2010