The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.
Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*
by the know-it-all guy October 14, 2023
picking up a stranger simply for sex, and sometimes involving money. A sexual experience with no strings attached or any comittment.
A guy, Joe is at a club on miami beach and realizes"Damn I'm 31 years old, and i've still never been laid!!!" His gay friend, Troy overhears him and offers him sex for free with him and his boyfriend, Jeff. "As desperate as I am, I want my first time to be special and filled with pussy pleasures" Just have a ONE NIGHT STAND like me and troy used to do" says Jeff. Just then a tasty new model from Brazil overheard them, and liked the idea. "I've been in Miami for three weeks and still haven't recieved a compliment" says the model, Kate. Joe jumped at the idea. "Well since I'm fuckin desperate, and I don't know how you're gonna take this, ur so hot i'd cut a whole in your dress and stick my dick in it" She actually took it well and she thought his dick was big and long. "You boys like blowjobs here dont you" she said. "Well I only like boys doin dat to me"says Troy. "Well how about you, Joe- would you like to accompany me to my suite and be my guard for the night or something like that" kate whispered. "HELL YEA GRL, but is this 'night' gonna be free. She replied"The only fee is your meat" Joe rushed to Kate's suite, and started stripping in the hallway. He slipped on his cherry condom, and Kate removed her bra and showed her triple C's. Joe gently stuck his fingers in her coochie, and slowly took of her panties. He immediately stuck his 11 inch pole in her mouth. "It's a shame that a large cock like this has been stored for all these years" Kate licked out. Next Kate bent over and touched her ass symbolising she wanted it doggystyle first. Joe rammed his dick inside of her til he moaned and so deep that his penis was steering kate. Joe threw Kate on the bed and spread her legs over his shoulders. Before Kate could even breathe he drilled his meatpole into her pussy and played with her pubic hair. This went on for 52 minutes until Joe cummed for the very first time on Brazilian Kate's face. By the time Joe woke up the next day, Kate was gone and had left him the 300.00 bill. "Awesome he thought". The ONE NIGHT STAND of a life time.
by notsag December 12, 2007
East London's newest electro/techno night. One Night Stand is all about getting crazy to the freshest tracks in intimate venues with superior sound quality.
If you go to 54 Commercial Street, Shoreditch, London, E1 6LT on the evening of November 5th you will experience a superior electro music experience in the form of:
Clouds (Blood Music/Turbo)
10 Rapid (Exceptional)
Luke Walker (Gung Ho)
Kristie Van (One Night Stand)
Danny Scott (One Night Stand)
Clouds (Blood Music/Turbo)
10 Rapid (Exceptional)
Luke Walker (Gung Ho)
Kristie Van (One Night Stand)
Danny Scott (One Night Stand)
by djkv_ November 3, 2010
One night stand
by Donj January 19, 2020
by Fagalishious March 27, 2021
To perform a handstand while wearing a Speedo. A wise-ass take-off of the Jaryn, the One-night Stand was originally performed on hot coals. It soon evolved to what it is now: a Speedo-licious handstand on a bed of Petrol. Works best at night.
Ralph hired a guy to do a One-Night Stand at his birthday party, but it sucked so badly that I nonchalantly discarded my lit cigarette at his slimy hands; boy, did that motherfucker smell like bacon
by Randomé Pearson December 14, 2010
On Sunday June the 12th of 2005 I had the best one night stand ever, ECW's One Night Stand. I didn't get an STD from that one night stand.
by Mike October 12, 2005