by Blackpeacock10000 July 29, 2020
Any female over the age of 25 who, A) Has at some point in time achieved at least an 8.5 on the Scale of Relative Attractiveness (SRA). And who B) Has a SADR (Sexual Attractiveness Depreciation Rate) significantly lower than the average SADR at -.33 sexograms bi-annually. (Must be -.125 or less.)
by ClothyMonster April 24, 2011
Dipshit: "Dude, look at that chick. She's a straight up MILF!"
Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."
Dipshit:"Why the hell do you think I said 'MILF'?"
Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "I'm fuckin' done bro.
Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."
Dipshit:"Why the hell do you think I said 'MILF'?"
Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "I'm fuckin' done bro.
by XenoFoxOfficial March 8, 2016
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.
by World of Weird July 10, 2003
Abbreviation for Moro Islamic Liberation Front an orginization in the Phillipinnes seekingto establish an Islamic state on the island of Mindanao
by Sprinklz931 December 22, 2007
Man, I'd LIKE to Fuck. A term that was around in the late 60's and in the 80's slowly became the term Mom/Mother I'd like to Fuck. The original term was evised for both sexes as the term 'Man' was really an exclamation.
by Sir Alex Ferguson April 29, 2003