Has a big ol’ hairy wide booty hole with a shlong peepee
Tyler: much butthole room for my peepee

Krystal: Yas bc I’m Krystal Bryan
by Kk dod October 18, 2018
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Tyler: wow much room for my peepee

Krystal: yas it’s because I’m Krystal Bryan
by Kk dod October 18, 2018
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Whenever Bryan tries to invite a girl named Tiffani out and she either denies, says maybe but does not follow threw or just ignores him
Bryan asked Tiffani to video chat. She lead him to believe they would buy denied it it by Tiff blowing Bryan off by ignoring several of his calls.
by Dok5150 May 29, 2018
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The girl harry mentioned on their August , 28th interview. He said that he saw her profile on Instagram and fancied her. She looked to be around 15. he said she was a "beautiful girl, majestic eyes" but dropped the subject after a minute or so. Niall said she was "quite pretty" also.
by Blake hartwig September 26, 2013
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So so sweet, knows how to turn a woman on, but like a chameleon will change colors very quickly. He will teach you how to hate your body and yourself! Be careful! Don’t ever piss one off— he will make your life hell! Ever hear of the game telephone? He’ll take every situation and somehow make it all come out wrong in the end. Total social butterfly, very good conversation skills, definitely knows how to talk and spread rumors. Don’t ever mix yourself up with Taylor Bryan, you’ll regret it.
Friend: hey do you know Taylor Bryan?

Me: yes! Stay away, he’s bad news.
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Nodding out while sitting in an upright position, commonly induced by excessive consumption of heroin.
He's doing the bryan druling all over himself.
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