A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"
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A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"
by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014
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Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.
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A vehicle used exclusively by a black man for the purpose of traversing tough terrain.
On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.
On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.
by BlackManMobility May 25, 2013
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The adult version of the boogeyman. The scary scary black man can be seen lurking the streets in the wee hours of the morning preying on the fearful and light skinned. Has been known to steal car stereos as well as bicycles.
A wise man once told me to always check your closet for the scary scary black man before going to bed!!
by Dr. Waterdoo July 25, 2011
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