When a girl thinks she has any talent what so ever at giving a guy a handjob and she rips the skin off your cock and your cock bleeds, the following morning you wake up with a scab instead of a clean dick

When you still masturbate, despite heavy chaffing, using A1 sauce.

Masturbation on the Oregon Trail.

When you receive a handjob that causes you to ejaculate, see {turkey jerky}

Something you say when a really fat bitch walks by.

a meat rasin

a) A form of ridicule regarding the obesity of a certain individual.

b) To play with a pungent meat-like vagina.