Wesley's tend to spend a lot of their time on the computer, but their dicks are big. They usually start fucking early cause they're that hot. Wesley's tend to fuck every bitch they know, even his teachers. Goddamn.
by DgatezDGod July 31, 2018
Wesley is a funny guy who doesn’t have to try to impress others. He has a select friend group with who he trusts most. Wesley is an attractive, smart, kind, thoughtful, and unique individual. If you get yourself a Wesley don’t let him slip away because with him your life is sure to get better. With him hard times will pass and laughter will forever be in abundance.
Wesley: Thanos wasn’t even a bad guy, I mean come on think about it.
Me: Man he wiped out millions of people because the world was too overpopu-.... yeah man you right.
Thanos🙈🙏🏻
Me: Man he wiped out millions of people because the world was too overpopu-.... yeah man you right.
Thanos🙈🙏🏻
by Kenzier0s3 May 5, 2019
God amongst Gods, Spartan Warrior, Leader of the Brave, Beast, these are but merely a few things that describe the man that Zeus himself bowed down to! The man that wins wars single handedly without the world finding out! The man that killed the Hulk and slayed Thor.
Wish I was Wesley
by Legend_killermurder May 10, 2012
The student blog of Wesleyan University. Publishes announcements for events on campus, news articles and videos that would be of interest to students, and other notices. Also a place for student discussion of campus happenings. Run by Wesleyan students and funded by donations.
"You can't get your mail, there was a fire at Usdan!!"
"Really? Were you just over there?"
"No I saw it on Wesleying"
"Really? Were you just over there?"
"No I saw it on Wesleying"
by flamangosteen December 29, 2009
by The Holy Elf April 27, 2019
Has a way with people. He can easily make you fall for head over heels and keep you there. The kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with.
by Kittlynn April 15, 2013
Wesleys are guys who deserve better. They deserve women who love them, respect them and don’t f**k other men!
You deserve better Wesley! You deserve better king.
by Nashvillage November 23, 2021