When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it
by Welsh cheese March 24, 2015
A type of surprise attack in which you take a keyboard, and smash it over the target's head. It's an effective way to cause a lot of pain to the receiver.
Person 1: Did you here that Chad got a Welsh Concussion?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He had it coming, he was a massive douchebag.
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He had it coming, he was a massive douchebag.
by A Quantum Entangled Cucumber September 2, 2017
“Did you have a good weekend?”
“It was okay, but I got enrolled into the Welsh Bobsleigh Team”
“What do you mean?”
“I had a bath with my grandad”
“It was okay, but I got enrolled into the Welsh Bobsleigh Team”
“What do you mean?”
“I had a bath with my grandad”
by GButs January 7, 2023
Violently shitting your pants in a public/tight quartered space with no regard for other’s right to breath.
by bendover1969 November 19, 2022
The best primary in the world, if you’d want your child to excel in life, bring them to this school!
by TheGold5NChilD October 10, 2021
Good friend, ok at basketball, is very tall but has no athletic ability. Has a smoking hot girlfriend despite being an ugly bastard. Lanky as FUCK
by Biganimetiddies November 11, 2019