When a woman/man's croch sticks out farther that their stomachs.
Ewwwww, she got a fat Waldo...
by Fat chalupa November 14, 2016
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waldo is the most elusive man ever
me: hey Ben do u have any idea where the hell Waldo is
by u r die April 09, 2021
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The G.O.A.T of hide and seek, only rivaled by Dad, the TV remote, and Tupperware lids.
Where the fuck is Waldo?
by buddy retard July 24, 2020
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A mysterious man who hides all the time and doesn't know English and Maths.
"Hahahaha this man can't count! What a Waldo!"
by KillerNinja0718 July 17, 2020
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The most handsome, loving, kind and compassionate man. One that is hard to locate and keep to yourself. Investing the time it takes to find a Waldo is time consuming to say the least but most defiently worth it. To have a waldo is to have everything you have ever looked for. This is why he has been so hard to find.
P1: Where's waldo???
P2: Has anyone seen waldo? That guy has everything.
by Kalesee May 24, 2017
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A Waldo is a sex offender, also is a child predator, and lastly is a pedophile
He's a Waldo
by Realest_Goon_IX February 20, 2017
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Waldo / Waldo Blunt -3.5 Grams Rolled In One Standard Cigarillo Roll This Is Only Possible When The Tobacco Is Pushed Out The Roll Instead Of Broken Out & Weed Is Finely Packed And Shredded What You doing After Smoking This Shit I'm A Be Looking For Waldo
Well We Got Weed, We Can Roll A Waldo.

Naw I Rather Pass Around 7 Or 4 Fat Ass Blunts

You Weak Ass Bitch I'll Match You Two Hits Will Have You Shitting Diarrhea

Some May See It Extremely Expensive To Smoke A Waldo Blunt But Once They Do They Fall Asleep Not Thinking About It
by Where'sAPseudonym June 22, 2018
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