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by linguo456 September 15, 2010
1. sexual act usually performed in public crowds during which a male is performing loud anal sex on a female and smashes her on the side of the face with a chocolate bar. when she recovers and turns around, he has disappeared into the masses.
Girl: Owww! What? What just happened? Where did you go?
Pedestrian 1: Is that a Crunch Bar?
Pedestrian 2: Dude, I think that girl just got a Chocolate Waldo!
Steve: Nice.
Pedestrian 1: Is that a Crunch Bar?
Pedestrian 2: Dude, I think that girl just got a Chocolate Waldo!
Steve: Nice.
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