A star who plays psychopathic liar who is a in a hardcore gay film, "Vladimir Jerkanoff".
My friend knickinoff is a faygeleh, but he comes no where near vladimir.
by Mr. Illuminasty July 18, 2010
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The term to name anybody who has fornicated with a mammal other than a human.

Originates from the Russian word "vlad" meaning "to fuck", and "mir", meaning "animal".
Oh man, i am such a badass! I just vladimired that horse over there!

I was so blazed i vladimired the horse, and my friend got it all on camera.
by skilletbiscuit22 May 21, 2009
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Slang for going to the toilet to do excrement, or pooh. Rhymes with and is short for "Vladimir Putin".
by corney June 04, 2005
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A dictator that Donald Trump admires; the only person off-limits to Trump's attacks.
Q: What is 12 inches long and hangs between Vladimir Putin's legs?
A: Donald Trump's tie
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a vampire who is WAY better than twilights gay ass story line! From the chronicals of vladimir tod, a teenage vampire who kicks ass! Hot and pale, great kisser ; Goes threw high school killing other vampires to stay alive.
Vladimir Tod kicks major twilight ass
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A very cheap type of vodka that is normally purchased by/purchased for under aged kids or college students. It is 80 proof.
I only have 15 bucks and wanna get fucked up, I'll get a bottle of vladimir vodka.
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