That sassy long-awaited wank you have before gettin' to bed.

Not necessarily paying tribute to any kind of Russian aristocrat, though you can let your imagination go without any kind of restraint in terms of ethnicity.

Влади́мир could bravely knock on your door at any time before falling asleep.
The term was first coined by a group of aroused galicians.
Spanish:

- Meu quedamos a las 9 en casa de barris! Súbete a algún colegas si te apetece!
- Nah meu, ya es muy tarde y quedé con Vladimir, la tan esperada paja antes de dormir.

English:

- Yo dude! We've arranged to meet up at Barros'! Come with some friend if you feel like it!
- Nah man! It's quite late already and I've arranged to meet Vladimir, the long-awaited wank before sleeping.
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Is a very smart and handsome looking boy. He will only have one true friend that he could always trust. Vladimir also is a boy that loves Emilia.
Vladimir loves Emilia
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The bestest boy Ely ever met. He's really funny, nice, and lovely If you ever meet him you'll see how funny he is.
Vladimir? I know that guy, he's really funny!
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Tall handsome guy with huge dick and heart. Loves animals and is caring.
It's Vladimir.
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A brand of vodka that puts you into a state of absolute fubar which very little consumption. The side-effects are rather bad, involving:

Puking up instestines, puking up whats left of your insides, lasting intoxication, intoxication after about your 18th shot (if you have been drinking it for abit). But if your a beer jockey, stick to small numbers ;).

Usually tastes like absolute ass, chaser or mixing is highly recommending, not that it will help much. Weak of stomach is reminded this substance isnt for you.
ME - "Be warned, thats vladimir"
YOU - "aah, thats nothing" *GULP*
YOU - "AAAAH AUGH IT BURNS IT BURNS AAAHAHHHH" *blarg* *puke* *spit* *more puke*
ME - "HAHAHHAAHAHHA TOLD yoU!@!!!"
YOU - "Ach!!!!"
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Vladimir, means rules the world, ruler of peace, sovereign of the people. A manly man who knows what he wants, and is usually quite handsome. Usually Russian.A person who always try to make you happy whenever your down & a person who is hardworking! & also a great friend He is also very talented, and these talents may include pingponh, Airsoft, elite skills in Call of Duty games, and musicianship. He can play many instruments which may include drum kit, trombone, piano, baritone or euphonium, trumpet, guitar.
Despite how sexy he is, he may also be stuck-up and/or self-centered. Ladies, beware.
Vladimir, means rules the world, ruler

Heey look its Vladimir! He is so HOT!
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the most-flawless, perfect,beautiful,pretty,cute amazing,lovely, blissful,fabulous, divine,
Awesome,your someone to die for, you look excellent, handsome, charming,
heavenly, elegant, graceful, stunning, hot
drop-dead gorgeous, magnificent, heavenly, gorgeous(again), adorable, as pretty as a picture, lovable, endearing, enchanting, fairly, dainty, stunning, breathtaking, remarkable, spectacular, incredible, wonderful, extraordinary,astonishing, astounding ilysm lil bro
AYO IS THAT vladimir !

HELL YAH HE IS SO COOL.
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