A person that is around 13000 years old very handsome and is the best person ever and is 0% sweaty-ness
Vladimir is awesome
by The real Vladimir May 04, 2019
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Is a very smart and handsome looking boy. He will only have one true friend that he could always trust. Vladimir also is a boy that loves Emilia.
Vladimir loves Emilia
by Ur moms house October 03, 2019
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A brand of vodka that puts you into a state of absolute fubar which very little consumption. The side-effects are rather bad, involving:

Puking up instestines, puking up whats left of your insides, lasting intoxication, intoxication after about your 18th shot (if you have been drinking it for abit). But if your a beer jockey, stick to small numbers ;).

Usually tastes like absolute ass, chaser or mixing is highly recommending, not that it will help much. Weak of stomach is reminded this substance isnt for you.
ME - "Be warned, thats vladimir"
YOU - "aah, thats nothing" *GULP*
YOU - "AAAAH AUGH IT BURNS IT BURNS AAAHAHHHH" *blarg* *puke* *spit* *more puke*
ME - "HAHAHHAAHAHHA TOLD yoU!@!!!"
YOU - "Ach!!!!"
by Malkavoru September 15, 2005
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Vladimir, means rules the world, ruler of peace, sovereign of the people. A manly man who knows what he wants, and is usually quite handsome. Usually Russian.A person who always try to make you happy whenever your down & a person who is hardworking! & also a great friend He is also very talented, and these talents may include pingponh, Airsoft, elite skills in Call of Duty games, and musicianship. He can play many instruments which may include drum kit, trombone, piano, baritone or euphonium, trumpet, guitar.
Despite how sexy he is, he may also be stuck-up and/or self-centered. Ladies, beware.
Vladimir, means rules the world, ruler

Heey look its Vladimir! He is so HOT!
by vox200089 May 26, 2019
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Vladimir more like the ruler of the world, which is stated by his name. Vladimirs are usually attracted to Samsara. Vladimir is usually a Ukrainian not from russia and hates Putin and is not considered a russian stripper.
Vladimir is the coolest pimp of them all.
by David yo boy December 27, 2016
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To be extremly attached to males ( young and old ).
Hey dude, look at that guy, he is Vladimir
by Dora Gabe October 11, 2013
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