Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

a citizen of the country which gave the women the right of selecting and being selected before than any european countries in 1934.and turk males cannot marry to more than one woman.

The cheapest way to win at Age of Empires II: The Conquers. Their special unit is the Janissary which a crazy powerful gunpowder unit that kicks too much ass to be fair. If a player has 15 of these fuckers lined up in a row they are almost impossible to beat. Not to mention the Turks have a great cavalry and defense advantages over all other civilizations. Here’s a hint if your opponent launches a bunch of Janissary units at you, your best bet is to use a row of Onagers or Siege Onagers and fucking let them know that their a cheap bastard.

a euroasian nation who has no link with arabs -ON THE CONTRARY TO "THESAURUS OF UD- instead of a border neigbourliness. the reason turks are thought to be arabs may be because of the religion(islam) of both nations, even turks are secular public.

when somebody is experiencing the feeling of desire associated with "the turk" - coming from the term cold turkey. coined by Cestrians to legitimise and satirise the overwhelming urge to consume cannabis or other narcotics. the term can also be applied widely to nearly everything it is possible for a man to desire

A person who has mongolian origins, speaks an altaic language called Turkish, a native of one of the Turkic countries, such as Turkey, Azarbaijan, Turkmenistan, Kazakhistan etc. and who is commonly mistaken for Arabs and Persians, usually by some stupid westernese or arrogant Aussies.

To be ass raped. Roughly.