to be on a tuesday

Greeting such as aloha or goodbye. Kind of like saying "how you doin"

When used as an adjective to describe one's dejected mood and despondency two days after the end of the weekend. Especially if one has partied all weekend using chisel and become sculptured.

When you’re doing a long slow shit on the toilet and decide you also want to have a wank. So you reach between your legs and accidentally grab the long shit instead of your cock and start wanking.

The only day of the week where straight people bring out their inner gay and kiss the bois without saying "no homo"

The Act of calling in sick to work on a Tuesday with the goal of making the week seem far shorter.

The worst day of the week. Usually bad things happen on that day. You're tired from all the work that happened on Monday, and next day is Tuesday. Guess what, you still have 3 days until the weekend.