To most people, Tuesday is the second day of the week. To some people, Tuesday is the best insult ever invented. As the last word of the phrase See You Next Tuesday (as in C U Next Tuesday, as in cunt), Tuesday can be used as an adjective to describe someone you don't like without having to lower your voice.
This usage is popular in England with people between the ages of 18 and 30. Few people outside of this age range will have a clue what you're talking about if you call them a Tuesday; to the rest of the world, it is still the second day of the week. That's what makes it so great.
This usage is popular in England with people between the ages of 18 and 30. Few people outside of this age range will have a clue what you're talking about if you call them a Tuesday; to the rest of the world, it is still the second day of the week. That's what makes it so great.
I was sat next to this right old Tuesday on the bus yesterday, he wouldn't stop reading the paper over my shoulder.
by Ben XO January 15, 2007
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a chic euphemism for female genitalia. your ladyplace, your mother's ladyplace, your girlfriend's ladyplace etc. derivative of 'C U Next Tuesday'
"eat my tuesday"
"i've got some sort of yeast infection :("
"a yeast infection? where?"
"in my tuesday :'("
"not tonight, basil. my tuesday hurts."
"i've got some sort of yeast infection :("
"a yeast infection? where?"
"in my tuesday :'("
"not tonight, basil. my tuesday hurts."
by maggie costello October 13, 2008
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You can tell when you're in traffic that most of the people in front of you have no destination where they want to arrive before next Tuesday.
by Downstrike October 17, 2004
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Only on Tuesdays some scary people get to do gay things, stalk people, nut and do other gay things. Be careful to survive Tuesdays because anything can happen.
by Loli Police Jad May 22, 2019
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by MyFables October 01, 2020
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Tuesday is the worst day in the world.
Useually a school day where everything goes wrong.
There is a holiday directly after the last tuesday of the school year called: Day-After-Tuesday-Day.
Useually a school day where everything goes wrong.
There is a holiday directly after the last tuesday of the school year called: Day-After-Tuesday-Day.
A: I have fellen down stairs, failed a test, made a fool of myself and was stabbed by a pencil.
B: Must be Tuesday.
B: Must be Tuesday.
by Joseph Pfister October 22, 2005
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*Monday*
Gary- “I just wanna jump off this bridge right now”
Tyron- “You can’t man gotta wait till tomorrow”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “You can only jump on Tuesdays man”
Gary- “I just wanna jump off this bridge right now”
Tyron- “You can’t man gotta wait till tomorrow”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “You can only jump on Tuesdays man”
by AgLet- August 09, 2019
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