A sexual act where one partner places their nose in the other's anus

A term for a stuffy, short british man with a bowler hat,

(1) tasty treat made for sophisticated fatties
(2) also found in human form, code name for annoying people who irk you
signs of a human truffle:
(1) annoying at the pool
(2) desires to wear spiderman shoes with velcro in the pool
(3) should be a wedding planner since always concerned with location, location, location
(4) owns a Persian cat who is a member of the terrorist group known as the Taliban

Noun: The mushroom shaped indentation left on a woman's forehead after being slapped by the head of a penis.

Truffling - Verb: The act of slapping your penis on a woman's forehead leaving a mushroom shaped mark.

a bitch so fine you would do some nasty shit wit

Verb. To mess with or get in someone's business.

The act of acting like a feral hog looking for truffles in your anus.