tad

TAKE A DUMP. Basically.

I need to tad before I can go to sleep.

I just tadded and I feel soo much better!

What are you doing in there? Are you tadding?

by lidom January 8, 2011

TAD

Tuesday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to TND.

TAD allows you to get really pissed if you do TND as well or mediocre drunk if you go home on time.

If you find yourself in a pub before 5pm with a pint in your hand on a Tuesday, you are doing TAD.
If you find yourself doing TAD every week, you're doing it too often.

Also be careful combining TAD with too many other AD's during the same week.

Although TAD is better than MAD, WAD, ThAD and FAD are better still.

A: What 3pm already?

B: Yeah, time flies.

A: We need to pack up and go.

B: What for?

A: For TAD of course!

by Milanifan January 20, 2011

tad

The 2nd smallest unit of fake measure, after the skosh. It is known to be smaller in length than the smidge.

Hey, Chris? Be a sweetie and move the gun rack a tad to the left, would you? Love you.

by timbo13 December 17, 2008

TAD

This is an acronym for "Take a Dump".

I really have to TAD.

or
Leave me alone, I'm Tadding.
or
I Tadded in my pants

by Bob Williams April 16, 2004

Tad

A one-thumbed wierdo who, in the year 2011, came out of the closet in front of university. He has pectoral muscles the size of watermelons and he loves chocolate milk. You can easily recognize him because his head looks like a ballsac

Jake: Who is that funny lookin guy?
Bill: Thats Tad! He benches so much!

by P-Weezy Spud December 2, 2011

TAD

Tiny Asian Dick

Oh, you know Ben? He has a TAD

by obbo_ November 10, 2020

tad

A small unit of measurement not of particular length.

I need you to move the desk a few tads to the left.

You missed the target by just a tad.

The fixture housing is a few tads off.

by Ontological June 26, 2018