When you've been sitting on the toilet so long, you cease to have any feeling or control of your legs.
I've been shitting so long I have the shithouse palsy
by ThePinkHairedPsycho January 19, 2014
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When a woman gives a man a handjob while the two are simultaneously shitting in a two-seater outhouse.
Jean plugged her nose while giving Jimmy a shithouse pump in their newly-restored two-person outhouse.
by Randomuser14 June 08, 2017
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When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.
“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole
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