1. Title given to specific smoking devices (mainly marijuana paraphernalia) that have a knack for getting one extremely ripped off their ass

2. That magical piece/bong endowed with the power to send its owner and his closest friends into space longer than NASA can hold funding
"Brian picked up an ounce of the dankest greenery so it was only fitting we broke out Philip Seymour Coughman and spent the rest of the night ripping bowls and watching reruns of King of the Hill."
by DankB_lank January 16, 2013
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A school were fake bitches are. Most of them are already having sex, vaping or smoking. There's a lot of drama at SMS. Where some teahers don't belong teaching
Seymour Middle School (SMS) EW IS THAT A SEYMOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT?!
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A drink that is a spinoff to the drink "Arnold Palmer". The drink consists of Ice Tea, Lemonade, and Sunny D. The mix is 1/2 Ice Tea, 1/6Lemonade, and 1/3 Sunny D. The drinks name came from the a rumor that Phillip Seymour Hoffman likes to pee on people. The more sunny D and lemonade you add the drink will turn into an R Kelly.
That drink is so Arnold Seymour Hoffman Palmer
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A place in which dumb and smart people socialise and get in pointless groups for classes,most people that go there are strange and spontaneous but the others ones are secretly planning the deaths of fellow students and smelling their hair for some reason
example 1. I can't believe I survived mahomet seymour junior high .

example 2. Yuno gasai once went to mahomet seymour junior high !She learned how to kill from being stabbed in the neck 1 week after she came!
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Seymour. Is a thug for Life put some respect on his name he's the realest
Guy: Damn, he is so dope

Guy 2: yeah, he really is a Seymour
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The twitter account that is secretly used by Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson to communicate with eachother and for the fans to see without Modest! finding out.
Girl: Hey! Have you heard about the Seymour account?

Other girl: Yeah!! It's so obvious that its Harry and Louis.
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A blowy, non inclusive of ball cupping.

Henry VIII was famously against his testicles being handled. Many of his wives were divorced or beheaded before they could learn about this potentially life threatening preference. Jane Seymour, the third wife of Henry VIII, was the only wife to get this right but sadly died shortly after the birth of Edward VI.
1. 'The wife gave me an excellent seymour last night.'

2. 'I wish my wife wouldn't always give me a seymour, my knackers could do with a fondle once in a while.'
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