Pronounced (shneet-zil)
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..
1.*police sirens
Yells, "SCHNITZEL"
2. *at restaurant
Wrong order, "Schnitzel'
Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"
*Face palm
Yells, "SCHNITZEL"
2. *at restaurant
Wrong order, "Schnitzel'
Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"
*Face palm
by TjEnkins4548 October 29, 2011
Get the Schnitzel neck gaiter and mug.
by Jamesclay16 November 24, 2017
Get a schnitzeled mug for your boyfriend Manafort.
I want to eat schnitzels all day
by thefugitivenooneknows February 21, 2014
Get the Schnitzel neck gaiter and mug.
by jgw899 June 21, 2009
Get a schnitzel mug for your father-in-law Manley.
Ach du liebe! Vehais essen mine Weiner schnitzel du ashluck!
"Oh my God! You ate my Weiner schnitzel you asshole!"
"Oh my God! You ate my Weiner schnitzel you asshole!"
Du huntsknoken, vehais essen mine schnitzel du alte coo!
"You dogdick, you ate my schnitzel you old cow"
"You dogdick, you ate my schnitzel you old cow"
by Mike the Grrman May 18, 2016
Get a schnitzel mug for your mom Zora.
"Geez...I'll be here all day trying to train this schnitzel!"
"Hey Schnitzel..maybe you should try plugging it IN first??"
"Shhhh..here comes the schnitzel, now.......'Hey Man, how are ya making out? Getting the hang of things?? Great!'.............what a schnitzel!"
"Hey Schnitzel..maybe you should try plugging it IN first??"
"Shhhh..here comes the schnitzel, now.......'Hey Man, how are ya making out? Getting the hang of things?? Great!'.............what a schnitzel!"
by Hyde44 November 28, 2006
Get the schnitzel neck gaiter and mug.
Can be used as a verb or adjective. Can be used in most situations to mean something generally of distaste.
Schnit: Hey, do you like my new motorcycle?
Zel: It seems rather schitzelly.
Schnit: Go schitzel yourself!
Tim: Hey, do you want to watch Barney with me?
Johnson: ... schnitzel. *runs away
Tim: Awww, schnitzel!
Zel: It seems rather schitzelly.
Schnit: Go schitzel yourself!
Tim: Hey, do you want to watch Barney with me?
Johnson: ... schnitzel. *runs away
Tim: Awww, schnitzel!
by Zee Schnitzel June 22, 2017
Get a Schnitzel mug for your buddy Callisto.
