Urban Dictionary: A Schnitzel

“ARE YOU A MAN OR A SCHNITZEL!?”
-Mr. Doofenshmirtz

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A word you say to convey that you are in a predicament. Basically the same thing as "in a pickle", but instead of pickle you say schnitzel.

I am in a real schnitzel right now, I can't decide whether to have schnitzel or chicken wings for dinner!

by UltimateDoge May 04, 2021

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Someone who's not all there, or on cloud 9... Normally baked or wigging out.

Noodles has had so many pipes, he's schnitzelled himself.
Ozlington just saw the vote i brought home for him, now he's schnitzelled

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Someone with funny lips

Shut up schnitzel lips

by Padgeline May 01, 2016

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Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen

"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*

by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017

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schnitzel the pork

Putting curry on a brown persons dick.

"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"

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An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.

Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!

by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010

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