When a person covers their partners dick in breadcrumbs and other seasonings and then licks them off
by Clarkethebark February 17, 2017
A series of sexual acts so depraved that it cannot be read without causing permanent psychological damage.
by IggyTheGreat July 21, 2014
the act of basting your penis in tabasco sauce and having a german shepard perform fellatio on your fiery flavored wiener.
Jeff : hey Lassie, ya hungry girl? well i've got your favorite. just wait a minute while i fix you a spicy wiener schnitzel.
by schxzophrenxc_ax October 31, 2011
the microsoft editor acceptable version of fo' schizzle my nizzle hahaha, or as some people would call it, the white version.
type fo schizzle my nizzle into microsoft word and when the red lines come up or u do word check itll give u for schnitzel my nozzle
by Anna March 21, 2004
When you have to lay down to receive a blow job because your lop is cock-blocking your dick.
Example "My wife made me lay down to get a blow job because I gave her a "Chicago Schnitzel Shop" while I was sitting on the edge of the bed.
Example "My wife made me lay down to get a blow job because I gave her a "Chicago Schnitzel Shop" while I was sitting on the edge of the bed.
by Ball Snapper April 06, 2011
Smiling assassin that creates mischief.
Mud will never stick to a VanSchnitzel.
See also 'Armand VanSchnitzel' or 'VanSchnitzel - Party Liason'.
Mud will never stick to a VanSchnitzel.
See also 'Armand VanSchnitzel' or 'VanSchnitzel - Party Liason'.
by Giles Smythe May 08, 2003