by 9h3y N3wß October 25, 2007
The act of sending grainy nude pictures via fax machine to a kindred sexual deviant. The poor image quality usually distorts the senders penis size and those who receive need to practice caution.
"Hey Daddy, why is this man choking his wee wee on the paper? Son, if you don' tell your mother I have been saxing with Uncle Terry, I will buy you a Power Wheel."
by Rich Chocolate April 16, 2011
the art of practicing saxophone safely. when done correctly leads to no STDs (saxually transmitted diseases)
girl: wanna play some safe sax later today?
boy: oh hell yeah
girl: dont worry i dont have any stds
boy: good i wouldnt want to get sax hiv or sax herpes
boy: oh hell yeah
girl: dont worry i dont have any stds
boy: good i wouldnt want to get sax hiv or sax herpes
by studcockbukkakesensei October 19, 2012
sax seal is dooooooooooooooooooope
by wabbit boy April 4, 2019
Best known as the Benny Hill theme song.
Properties: Ability to make ANYTHING funny while listening to it.
Properties: Ability to make ANYTHING funny while listening to it.
Guy: "OH MY GOD MY ONLY CHILD IS BEING EATEN ALIV--" *yakety sax starts playing* "hahahahahahhah-this...hahaha, this is horrib-hahahahahaha!!"
by i.f.f. August 23, 2009
A the best saxophone in the family of saxs. It's the second largest and also considered to be a low woodwind. It has a very beautiful sound and if you're a girl and you play the bari sax, you can get any guy in band you want. Often you sit next to the funny tennor saxophone and tuba players. The best part of playing the baritone saxophone is when you get a rockin solo in Jazz Band.
by Bre April 26, 2005
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