after dating her three times, my gf finally let me break her safety seal
by chip king March 01, 2009
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the use of mutiple condoms to protect oneself from a major skank's vag
I had use a safety seal to fuck sarah last night
by scarletbegonias! June 29, 2009
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A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.
Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!
by Christinesavoie June 29, 2019
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Anal Sex with a woman.
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,

This method is somewhat more safe than risking children
Woman "have you got any condoms"

Man "No, its alright; we'll have a safety shag"
by Vikingtesticles April 18, 2012
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The song you sing to yourself in order to get another annoying tune out of your head.
I've had that stupid song from the Kia Soul commercial -- the one with the rappin' hamsters -- in my head for days, so I started singing the theme from THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. It's my safety song.
by Julie the Jarhead January 22, 2011
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To disappear From a large group with a small group so you can smoke some weed. Normally done as prep before the large group, of which you don’t want to be a part of, is about to embark on.
Hey guys - quick safety speech before we start this hike.
by Cpaq February 28, 2020
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An obviously incorrect attempt at typing a questionably difficult word to ensure spell check verification.
1: I read your correspondence. corsersrf

2: Doesn't that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss

(:safety spell)
by Il8694 October 19, 2015
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