A person who covers the toilet seat with toilet paper or other sanitary products. Usually in public restrooms.

A cowardly person, unduly concerned with safety precautions.

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

The act of urinating before embarking on any journey/activity to minimise the likelihood of being caught short or the need to urinate interrupting your activity. An especially useful tool for young children.

A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".

To have a weekend of all out partying with alcohol to determine your safe alcohol limit.

A construction company that enforces strict safety rules having sold out to the insurance carrier for a cheaper premium