A bad ass Puertorican who usually is really talented and funny also gets all the girls, he can slack off and people will do hes work for him some of the talents of a Ruben are usually Soccer, Skateboarding, surfing. Rubens are always very successful in life. Rubensare always gentlemen and always make a good boyfriend or husban rubens are always very popular and all the girls want him for his good looks athleticism and personality Rubens will always show you how to have a good time
Girl 1: omg did you see ruben today at the game, he looked so hit as always he even took his shirt off after the game omg he has a perfect body

Girl 2: Omg yes! i so have a crush on him hes so hot and athletic.

Girl 1: i wish he would notice me :(

Girl 2: ive only talked to him 3times and hes so nice and kind omg im in love!
Girl 1: ikr! me too!!
by rubens girlfriend but engaged December 18, 2013
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A sexy man who has a big penis and is loyal to his girlfreind and that is nice to strangers but mean to his freinds.
Me:Hi ruben
Ruben:Hits Me
Stranger:Hi im new here
Ruben:Need help to you class
by Random Guy873272 November 07, 2019
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Usually a funny Mexican that is not easily frightened or scared and is willing to do things nobody else would do.
Ruben is Mexican
by The real mex November 02, 2016
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A small purple uncircumcised dick that can balance 2 bad bitches at the same damn time
Kate: I fucking love your rubenator kid Mexi!
KM: I know snowflake.
by Kate Gehring January 03, 2015
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Someone you fall for because he is good at putting on a show for everyone. Though in a short amount of time his true colours show and he ends up being your worst nightmare. It’s highly recommended you get out of any relationship with him once he shows sign of his toxicity because if you don’t theres a high chance he will go to extreme lengths of pleasing himself while breaking you down and making you feel worthless. Overall ruben is not the kind of guy you wanna waste any of your time on.
Guy #1 “did you hear what Ruben did to Haley

Girl #1 “yes, does it honestly surprise you though? After all it’s Ruben...”
by Kittenclubzzz October 14, 2019
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Ruben is kind, funny, caring, too forgiving at times, loving an will do anything for the people he cares about when he’s in a relationship he can be loyal asf or play you like a game of cards it just depends on how he’s riding with you.
Ruben is so good with kids!!

Ruben is so handsome😍

Ruben is one of a kind..
by Tbhtruth July 11, 2019
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