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A red belt is only aachieved after mastering the scarlet mustache and bloody butterfly in one night! It doesnt have to be with the same chick!
Dude I got a red belt last night!

With your girl?

Hell no two dirty scoes I picked up at the bar! They were DIRTY!
by cleist06 September 03, 2008
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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