Verb: To Phil.

When you get rear-ended in the car so hard but there was no hair pulling involved so you feel a bit cheated.

The dumbest human.

Your creepy uncle who probably lives in either his moms basement or your attic. Phil usually has a talk show or works as a plumber for a cheap ass company anyways Phil has a van that van is white Phil rapes children in the night and sucks toes of hoes if you step into his van you get a tootsie roll 😰

A huge cunt who smells like shit

When you extremely over wieght

Usually the type of guy you see hiding in a primary school bush waiting to nonce on the little kids that come his way