Usually a really terrible name for a guy. The guy likes to blow other men, and tell them they are muscular. This guy also showers with other men. This guy pushes his buttcheeks against other men's buttcheeks in order to become aroused. This guy also likes to wear goofy ass pajama pants and round glasses, often thinking they look good, when in reality, they look like a retarded piece of shit. This specimen, named Phil, likes to listen to early 80's femme lesbian rap mixed with white noise.
Usually their preferred targets are hispanics with dad bods who may or may not be special.
Usually their preferred targets are hispanics with dad bods who may or may not be special.
by phillover6969 September 06, 2017
someone who gets too smashed at parties, likes to drunk text, and passes out a lot.
got with a different girl every week in high school.
got with a different girl every week in high school.
Gal: Yo did that kid just pull a Phil?
Male: Yeah he's sprawled out on the floor passed out.
Gal: At least he didnt run into a closet this time.
Male: Yeah he's sprawled out on the floor passed out.
Gal: At least he didnt run into a closet this time.
by lil lizz January 18, 2010
The kind of guy that weasels his way into any situation to make his life better. He will always take the credit for everyone else’s hard work, making him look like he actually did something. He’ll take all the fun out of working with him. Calling him a snake would be an insult to a snake. He isn’t loyal to anyone, therefore can never be trusted. When you walk away with a knife in your back don’t say you weren’t warned. He would have a flavor savor, and side burns just to look like a badass. With a dragon sleeve, and More than likely would drive an automatic corvette, with skull taillights. Phil is essentially the ultimate douchebag.
Did Phil try to make you do his job too? Yeah he always pawns off his work on me too, just so he can take the credit. I can’t stand that guy!
Did you see phil trying to talk to that girl? Yeah I did, I thought he was married...
Did you see phil trying to talk to that girl? Yeah I did, I thought he was married...
by Brad Miller December 12, 2017
verb: to pull a Phil is to say something completely nonsensical which confuses/baffles human beings with normal, functioning brains.
noun: Phils are generally below average intelligence and have a tendency to do stupid things. Beware of encountering a Phil. They may fool you with their university "degrees", charm and dazzling smile, but their idiocy is highly contagious.
noun: Phils are generally below average intelligence and have a tendency to do stupid things. Beware of encountering a Phil. They may fool you with their university "degrees", charm and dazzling smile, but their idiocy is highly contagious.
"Dude, he totally pulled a Phil and tried to clean those dishes with a microwave!"
"Did he just confuse armadillos with dinosaurs? That guy is such a Phil..."
"Did he just confuse armadillos with dinosaurs? That guy is such a Phil..."
by Miss Fantastic November 25, 2009
someone who is 6 foot huge and would kill everyone in its way. A phil is also a great person who is funny and all the girls love him for his charm. Phil is a pimp and a half. Everyone wants to be a phil but there is only one phil and that is PHIL T.
by my scissors January 30, 2006
An awesome lad, who is the greatest of the great. But flawed by being stuck traveling the same road everyone else has already traveled. He loves to write fables about others, this brinngs peace within himself for all his short comings in life.
by PhildaMaster June 18, 2010
I got in trouble from my boss because she caught me taking a Phil.
After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.
I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.
After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.
I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.
by verifone August 01, 2006