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One who loves to have sex with Lisa Howard every single night. He spunks all over his bangers while Brandon plays xbox.
I Gave Lisa A Naughty Alfie last night
by Dhhdisisbwbegwywyshshshs July 15, 2020
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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