Mitch moment is when someone says something Mitch would say.

Mitch; male equivalent of a bitch.
Murky; shady, troublesome. Sometimes associated with a bad odor.

An attitude carried by someone akin to the fine white granules you’d find on a dinner table or taste in the ocean known as Salt or Salty.

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).

The act of getting surprised by the actions of guys named Mitch. Being caught off guard when guys named Mitch get special treatment.

The act of filing a mason jar of semen

A gay object call Mitch the mole plays with his cool friends that don’t like him. He is one of the most small dicked people in town and Jesus doesn’t love him.