An app that reminds you to eat
Mystic Messenger Chat:
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”
by ILiekCheese January 03, 2018
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MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.
what is mystic messenger
by booyavivi November 28, 2016
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A Motorcycle Club formed at the Stones in North East Philly in 1993. The group chooses not to drink or do drugs.
Oh shit, The Messengers MC are gonna be here soon, get rid of the booze
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An endless void that sucks away your family, friends and eating habbits. But who cares? You have the R.F.A. now. And you can't stop thinking about how your wedding dress would look in zero-gravity.
"She plays Mystic Messenger by the way."
"Oh good Lord send help. We need some Honey Budda Chips and PhD. Pepper stat!"
by Lizzikitti21 June 30, 2019
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A game that makes your girlfriend ignore you and fantasize about someone your not
Her playing mystic messenger: omg look at his eyes and hair their so perfect
by Weebsaretrash89 April 28, 2019
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This is how most teenagers talk, this is used to flirt and talk to other teenagers. Adults are wary of it and all assume we are talking to perverts.
Wanna talk later? - sure we'll talk on msn messenger
by Natalie August 09, 2004
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