The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.
by PeeAchEyeEll May 16, 2007
Usually an inner, large city courier that delivers mail (packages) by bicycle. Can be known as "messenger." Messengers can be found riding fixed gear bicycles (fixie) or any variety of bicycle suit for timely travel. They can be seen with a large "messenger bag" style backpack, radio/cell phone, and bike lock.
Messenger culture includes fashions that are functionable before fashionable, meaning that the styles of clothing messengers tend to wear are suited for purpose and not pleasure. Messengers are exposed to inclement weather including heat, rain, snow, cold, and ice. Pants, if worn as opposed to shorts, may either have the right pant leg or both pant legs rolled up, or cut shorter so as to not get caught in the crankset.
Fixies are usually customized or built from scrap for personalization. It is common to see brightly colored bicycles for visibility purposes. Handlebars may be cut short to produce a narrower, or more streamline messenger so as to allow the rider to pass between vehicles in slower-moving or standing traffic. Brakes may not be present on some fixies, but some city or state laws require it, so messengers may only affix one to the front tire.
Messengers may also be seen taking part in spur-of-the-moment or organized "alley cat" races which simulate the duties of the average day of work. Winners are awarded spoke cards which are placed in the spokes of the rear wheel.
Messenger culture includes fashions that are functionable before fashionable, meaning that the styles of clothing messengers tend to wear are suited for purpose and not pleasure. Messengers are exposed to inclement weather including heat, rain, snow, cold, and ice. Pants, if worn as opposed to shorts, may either have the right pant leg or both pant legs rolled up, or cut shorter so as to not get caught in the crankset.
Fixies are usually customized or built from scrap for personalization. It is common to see brightly colored bicycles for visibility purposes. Handlebars may be cut short to produce a narrower, or more streamline messenger so as to allow the rider to pass between vehicles in slower-moving or standing traffic. Brakes may not be present on some fixies, but some city or state laws require it, so messengers may only affix one to the front tire.
Messengers may also be seen taking part in spur-of-the-moment or organized "alley cat" races which simulate the duties of the average day of work. Winners are awarded spoke cards which are placed in the spokes of the rear wheel.
by gremotherapy February 20, 2010
To get angry at a person who delivers bad news.
Usually, the person delivering the news has no idea about what is going on.
Usually, the person delivering the news has no idea about what is going on.
An example of "shoot the messenger"
Bob: Sorry, but I think you wet your pants.
Jim: No I didn't you freaking **** (proceeds to get angry at Bob).
Bob: Sorry, but I think you wet your pants.
Jim: No I didn't you freaking **** (proceeds to get angry at Bob).
by Chesswave September 02, 2007
Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."
by Julzy168 March 21, 2018
Currently causing the breakdown of society and the reason why most of us teenagers cant speak or write properly.
Probably will have some part to play in the eventual demise of the human race.
Probably will have some part to play in the eventual demise of the human race.
I likez msn lolz.
The whole world-wide nuclear attack was organising by al-qaeda on MSN Messenger. LOLZ.
The whole world-wide nuclear attack was organising by al-qaeda on MSN Messenger. LOLZ.
by Robin Hoodie February 20, 2009
the need to tell on fellow guys to the girls to get on thier side and get wit em also known as bein a snitch or stupid fuck.
by the fuckin man February 06, 2008