A bum who lives in his pitch black den. Also one who is faded 24/7 even on Christmas with his family. A Matteo Saracino is usually up a 3 am if you need to contact him but won't answer during the day hours. Lastly, a Matteo Saracino usually has apple pie or smart butter on the counter if you are ever hungry.
by Fishmaster66 January 04, 2018