Urban Dictionary: A Martha Stewart

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.

Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!

by Token and Pledge February 09, 2009

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from what ive seen on saturday night live, i must say...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Run for your lives!

by Jay C October 02, 2003

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stock exchange trading slang for screwing up a trade.

aw crap, i just pulled a martha stewart on the stock exchange.

by plaid wearing dyke prisoner waiting for martha...... March 11, 2004

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just another Democrat(billionaire)

oh those poor liberals...quick gas-station boy,hand over your paycheck to help save Martha,Bill Gates and Phil Knight

by bbbbbblow me......argh argh argh argh argh - POPEYE! September 11, 2004

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Fecal Matter!

Ass Waste

by phase88 December 05, 2003

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Chick who got sent to prison.

Oh shit, It's Martha Stewart! And she's in prison! (everyone laughs)

by go fuck yourself October 06, 2004

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the evil old wicket bitch of the northeast

by David Gomez August 04, 2003

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