Lump is a useless husband who doesn't have a job, doesn't pay bills, or doesn't do household chores.
When I got home today, Lump was playing videogames and hadn't fed the kids.
Lump didn't wash his shit-stained underwear and I'm not touching them.
Lump didn't wash his shit-stained underwear and I'm not touching them.
by Evelle1 January 25, 2017
A really annoying thing that kicks your OCD to a higher level. Like in a meeting if the man in front of you is a man you don't really know has a little lump on his suit coat, you have to just stand the meeting looking at that little lump fighting yourself not to touch it.
by Lily Billy November 27, 2016
(1) Little Ugly Midget Penis or a really small penis.
(2) A guy who thinks he got a big penis but actually has a very small one.
(2) A guy who thinks he got a big penis but actually has a very small one.
by TruStarz April 06, 2009
a pot head that gracie thinks is hot, and that he loos like kurt cobain
Lumpy twitch man is a leo who enjoys long bubble baths, shaving his legs, makign snow angles in the nude, and playing with is shoulder length blonde hair
*he used to be a boyscout*
he likes to tell girls things that would make them happy
he also has bamboo(n) boxers
Lumpy twitch man is a leo who enjoys long bubble baths, shaving his legs, makign snow angles in the nude, and playing with is shoulder length blonde hair
*he used to be a boyscout*
he likes to tell girls things that would make them happy
he also has bamboo(n) boxers
by Jessie January 23, 2004
by laura and joe March 30, 2004
Shit dude. I was bangin' this chick last night. She said she was clean, but she effing lied, bro. As soon as I put it in, I could feel myself lumping.
by NeverBeenLumped February 14, 2012