Lump is a useless husband who doesn't have a job, doesn't pay bills, or doesn't do household chores.
When I got home today, Lump was playing videogames and hadn't fed the kids.

Lump didn't wash his shit-stained underwear and I'm not touching them.
by Evelle1 January 25, 2017
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A really annoying thing that kicks your OCD to a higher level. Like in a meeting if the man in front of you is a man you don't really know has a little lump on his suit coat, you have to just stand the meeting looking at that little lump fighting yourself not to touch it.
The lump was so annoying, I had just about had it looking at the unperfect rug.
by Lily Billy November 27, 2016
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(1) Little Ugly Midget Penis or a really small penis.

(2) A guy who thinks he got a big penis but actually has a very small one.
"That nigga got a lump."

"FYI - he got a lump."

by TruStarz April 06, 2009
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a pot head that gracie thinks is hot, and that he loos like kurt cobain


Lumpy twitch man is a leo who enjoys long bubble baths, shaving his legs, makign snow angles in the nude, and playing with is shoulder length blonde hair



*he used to be a boyscout*

he likes to tell girls things that would make them happy


he also has bamboo(n) boxers
"i wish you were sitting in my lap right now"
by Jessie January 23, 2004
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provide bodily stimulation in order mitigate distraction
i have to write 6 poems, come lump with me
by laura and joe March 30, 2004
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Describes the act of getting an STD from somebody.
Shit dude. I was bangin' this chick last night. She said she was clean, but she effing lied, bro. As soon as I put it in, I could feel myself lumping.
by NeverBeenLumped February 14, 2012
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