Top definition
A divorced, middle aged, bald man, with children, who is so desperate not be alone he does anything to please his, usually older, also divorced girlfriends, who have children of their own, by using his savings and kids college fund to pay for their lifestyle and her kids expenses.
Hey girl, I hear you're looking to finally start dating you HAVE to get A Lowie. He'll literally do anything you say and pay for everything your hot ex refused to pay for; gifts, trips, spas, etc.... He'll be totally up your ass and pretty much agree to whatever you want to do. A MUST first guy to date after a bad marriage. Only downside is a possible restraining order to get him away from you if you break up. But a guy like that will most likely have priors so enforcement is not an issue. You'll thank me!
by ElenoreLow May 16, 2019